Your "Brilliant" Idea
Probably Needs This
That "billion-dollar idea" you've been protecting like it's the nuclear codes? An AI trained on thousands of failed pitches is ready to tell you what your friends are too polite to say.
No signup required • No credit card • No mercy
The Process
Faster than a VC rejection, way more entertaining
1. Drop Your "Masterpiece"
Type in that shower thought you've been calling a "startup concept" for 6 months
2. Face Reality
Our AI has no investors to impress and no feelings to spare
3. Cope (or Improve)
Either fix the holes in your pitch or delete that domain you bought at 2am
The Difference Is Real
See why founders choose harsh truths over comforting lies
"I want to create an app that sends daily motivational quotes to people's toasters"
What a creative idea! 🌟 Combining IoT with wellness shows innovative thinking. You could explore partnerships with appliance manufacturers and wellness brands. Consider starting with a MVP to validate the market. Your passion really shines through! Would you like me to help you create a business plan?
"I'm building an AI platform that genuinely solves inventory management for restaurants"
Oh look, another 'AI platform' — because what the world was missing is the 47th inventory management system. Restaurants have been counting tomatoes since ancient Rome without your SaaS pitch deck. Also, 'genuinely solves'? The confidence is adorable. Let me guess, you worked at a restaurant once and thought 'I could automate this!' while folding napkins. 🍅
Previous Victims
Names changed to protect the overly optimistic
"Uber for dog walking"
Ah yes, because what the world desperately needs is another 'Uber for X' startup. Dogs have been walking for 15,000 years without venture capital, but sure, let's disrupt that.
"AI-powered to-do list"
You're using cutting-edge artificial intelligence... to remind people to buy milk. Somewhere, a supercomputer just shed a single digital tear.
"Blockchain social media"
Finally! A way to make social media even slower and more confusing. Your grandma will love explaining her seed phrase to customer support.
Trained on Failure
Our AI has absorbed every post-mortem and pivot story on the internet
Instant Disappointment
Faster than a VC ghosting you after "we'll be in touch"
100% Confidential
We won't steal your idea. Trust us, we don't want it.
Questions We Get Asked
Usually right before or after the crying
Will you actually steal my idea?
What if I cry?
Is the AI too harsh?
Can I use this to validate my startup?
What if the AI says my idea is actually good?
Is there a premium version?
Know Someone with "Great" Ideas?
That friend who's been talking about their "million-dollar app" since 2019? The one who pitches you at every party? Do them a favor.
Friends don't let friends build doomed startups without roasting them first.
🎯 Send Them Here
Still Convinced It's Good?
There's only one way to find out. Your ego can take it. Probably.
Prove Me Wrong